Thursday, February 9, 2012

My Little Tracy's a clean teen!

Now, I'm not generally one to send Valentine's Day cards or candy or any of that bullshit. I find the entire holiday to be a giant pile of Number Twos manufactured by corporations in order to scrounge money out of suckers. HOWEVER. When I saw this promotion, I knew I had to jump at the chance to participate.

The Bronx Zoo is sponsoring a "Name a Roach" campaign. They say they have over 58,000 Madagascar hissing cockroaches on display in their Madagascar! exhibit, and I believe them. I've seen their hissing cockroach tank, and those little fuckers are just all over the place. (I've also seen them in their natural habitat, under the bark of baobab trees in Madagascar, but that's another story.)

Meanwhile, never one to pass up an opportunity to do something repulsive to shock my parents, I "adopted" one of these bitches and named it for them.

Just take a gander at this little number:


Y'all should adopt one too. Roaches need love just like the rest of us.