Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Definitive Proof that We As a Culture Have FAILED.

This is, by far, the most disgusting, disturbing, revolting, idiotic, insipid, pandering, loathsome, inane, foul, vulgar, distasteful, egregious, filthy, moronic, imbecilic, cretinous, flabbergasting, dung-encrusted, horrific, putrescent, purulent, creatively bereft, misogynistic, terrifying, ugly, tainted, ignominious, horrendous, and just plain gross ad I have ever seen. In every single way. And what makes it worse - it's aimed at children. (And why, oh WHY did it have to be SpongeBob?)

Burger King - I hated you before, but I REALLY hate you now. You "Marketing Executives" who are knowingly and willingly contributing to the destruction of this once-great culture by luring kids in with this sick shit - just so you can sell pieces of plastic crap in a "kids meal" - I hope each and every one of you rots in Hell for all eternity. 

This is just beneath contempt.

Witness the end of civilization:

2 comments:

Prue DeBona said...

This is DISGUSTING. Shameful. Vulgar.

CRD said...

Also? Last night someone made a PHANTOM OF THE PARADISE reference. It made me wish you would blog more.